So I encountered some pretty game-breaking bugs, but still wanted to submit! So here is my entry into the BigMode Gamejam. At the very least, I hope you enjoy the art and the fantastic music.

You can't win, and much like in real life, nothing you do really counts for anything. 

Have fun!

Programming unfortunately by me, A Dog in a Hat

Art by me, A Dog in a Hat

Music and Sound Design by Virginia Leo